The Parable of the Good Samaritan, revised to take place in a modern day setting
A conservative tells a liberal a story:
"A Black man was walking down the road, and he fell among robbers, who both stripped him and beat him, and departed, leaving him half dead.
By chance a certain DEI Trainer was going down that way. When he saw him, he passed by and said 'This would never have happened in a more equitable system, and I'm already late for my presentation on how to be less white'.
In the same way an anti-racist who also came to the place and saw him passed by because he was too busy reading the prologue to Ibram X. Kendi's newest book.
He said 'Let the government take care of it'.
But a certain Trump supporter, as he travelled, came where he was. When he saw him, he was moved with compassion, came to him, and bound up his wounds.
He drove him to his house and took care of him. On the next day, when he departed, he took out one thousand dollars gave them to his friend from AFLDS, and said to him,
'Take care of him. Whatever you spend beyond that, I will repay you when I return.'
Now which of these three do you think seemed to be the most neighborly to the man who fell among the robbers?"
The liberal said, "I can't stand to say this, but it was probably that Trump supporter."
The conservative said to him, "Yes, Go and do likewise."