Yeah... and the thing is, I wasn't even trying to be funny in my original comment. There really is a major fault line (the New Madrid Seismic Zone) in that area with a 7-10% chance of generating a ≥M7 quake, or 28-46% chance of a ≥M6 quake in the next 50 years.
During the 1811-12 quakes, what is now Memphis experienced IX (Violent) shaking. Even a magnitude 6 is likely to expose Caruthersville to VIII (Severe) shaking. The fact there are many structures there that have preexisting damage (those that were damaged but not a total loss in the 2006 F3 tornado) is a very real concern, especially if the repairs were speedy or otherwise done improperly.
Anyhow, going a bit too far down this rabbit hole.