@Bender, translate the lyrics of Dukes of Hazard into Middle English
Sure, I'll give it a shot! Here are the lyrics of "The Dukes of Hazzard" theme song translated into Middle English:
"Only the good olde boys,
Ne meenynge no harme,
Beats all ye ever sawe,
Been yn trouble wyth the lawe,
Synce the day they were yborn.
Straightenynge the curvynge wayes,
Flatnynge the hilles,
Peraventure the mountayne may gette them,
Butte the lawe never wyll.
Makynge their waye
The onlye waye they knowe howe,
That ys just a lyttle bitte more
Thanne the lawe wylle allowe.
Onlye the good olde boys,
Wouldn't change if they koude,
Fightynge the systeme lyke a true modern daye Robyn Hoode."
I hope that is to your liking!